Friday, February 19, 2016

the future of advertising has arrived

alright so i could you know receive a bit of compensation for this idea, i'd really like that, you know because basically i invented it with my mind, and

well, i'm living on social security and i'd really prefer to live in a very tidy apartment in pennsylvania, massachusetts, washington, virginia, washington dc, dallas/fort worth, or new york, really wherever i'm needed.

it looks to me like fewer and fewer people are signing up for credit cards.

so here's the pitch.

this is based again off of my real life but since  i'm the owner of this idea, it doesn't matter who was actually present, if you were there, and you pitch this idea or any similar idea for a credit card commercial or really any commercial, you are stealing my intellectual property.

SO

GIRL WALKS INTO PLACE WITH CASH REGISTER.

GIRL IS UNAWARE THAT HER CRUSH IS PRESENT

WAITER OR WAITRESS COMPLIMENTS GIRL ON HER TASTE IN CREDIT CARDS AND JUST HOW PRETTY SHE IS IN GENERAL

GIRL STARTS TO DESCRIBE HOW AMAZING HER CREDIT CARD IS TO WAITRESS AND THEN STOPS BECAUSE SHE IS AWARE THAT SOMEONE IS WATCHING HER

GIRL BLUSHES AND NOTICES CRUSH

CRUSH STARES AT HER IN WONDER

GIRL PAYS FOR SOMETHING AND SMILES AT HER CRUSH AND THEN HE SAYS "HI"

SHE SMILES AND SAYS "HI"

GIRL BLUSHES AGAIN AND AFTER PAYING SAYS GOODBYE TO THE WAITRESS AND SAYS, "YOU SHOULD REALLY GET THAT CARD, YOU CAN GET PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING".


END

please send any "fair compensation" to my home address please.

what i would PREFER is to make some actual contacts

PEOPLE who i would know

an agent or a manager

i would like to be, EXCUSE MY TYPO, "A PART" - apart of the filming process

possibly post production

any part of the production.

i don't care if i have to get people coffee.

i think that i could BE A CASTING director

i can be trained as an editor

a photographer

or really just anything

and i really think this is shitty.

i don't want to be famous.

i have famous ideas.

i need minimal compensation to live off of.

i think that 53 million dollars is ridiculous.

i don't need a private jet or a private island

i want to help people and i'm not talking about like the stuff that kanye is talking about no offense kanye

i'm going to make another post

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