July 27 2013 (2016)

• Do you talk to your houseplants?

um, no. i don't.

i don't talk to inanimate objects unless it's an electronic or a fish (which isn't inanimate) 

I talk to my dog while watering my plants.

and my dog barks at wild animals or just lays there. but my dog follows me around everywhere so i can have the company of talking to my dog and talking about how my plant is making a speedy recovery or how i have to move the pot or whatever.

soon i'll have an actual garden and i'm sure that my dog will go trapping through it bc she's blind but those are garden vegetables and flowers not houseplants and also i'll have a small herb garden growing in the ground and i don't think i would talk to them either.

maybe if i talked more to things that didn't talk back or communicate i would stop being so  LOUDLOUDLOUDLOUDLOUDLOUDLOUD.

but i kind of like that i'm loud. 

but i also kind of don't. 

it's one of those things i know about myself i could change but i'm not really ready to yet.

July 26 2013 (2016)

• Do you talk to people when you ride the elevator?

do I know the person already?

if i do then yes, it's like i was in the car. i talk to them sometimes or maybe i don't maybe i would like quiet in the elevator.

if i don't know the person, i'm not going to meet a person in the elevator.

i'm not going to share a taxi with someone....

if i was in an elevator with someone i knew and i was having a conversation and then someone i didn't know came into the elevator i would just stop talking and smile or glare at the person or just look at the floor and pretend we weren't talking. or if it was EXTREMELY important and i disregarded the other people i would continue talking as if they didn't exist because i was in the moment and nothing else mattered but that would be extremely rare.

i don't like meeting new people. it's difficult and i usually wouldn't do it in an elevator.

July 25 2013 (2016)

• What makes the perfect hot dog?

skip the hot dog and go for the kabob

chestnuts

or 

smores

or like FONDUE?

yeah don't eat the grimy disgusting hot dog.

that's GROSS.

July 24, 2013 (2016)

• Got any good old jokes to make us laugh?

no.

July 23, 2013 (2016)

• Tell us about your grandma.

NO..

thank you.

July 22 2013 (2016)

• If you were anywhere right now, in a hammock, where would you want that to be?

either the seclusion room at hazard

OR 

in a hammock bed right where i'm sitting

OR

with the person i want which is selfish

OR

wherever i'm supposed to be with whomever i'm supposed to be with and totally and hopelessly in love

OR 

not wishing i was in a hammock and totally and completely CONTENT with my situation.

July 21 2013 (2016)

• What is your favorite guilty pleasure food?

does hookah count as a food?

my favorite flavor is christmas mix

anyways no hookah does not count as a food 

it changes it was hershey's dark chocolate pudding for awhile

i tend to live on a semi liquid diet when i'm a size 2 

um i love pretty much anything from starbucks or panera - it sounds basic but the way i do it it really isn't 

i love jello too but that's also not a food

i love um 

my mom's wino mushrooms

i love swiss cheese

i love half and half

i love coffee

i love pepperoni and aged meats from like sicily and stuff

i like ice cream

i LOVE SUSHI

i like asia anything pretty much except for creepy bugs and brains and weird animal body parts and eating horse.

I HATE BREAD I HATE CARBS  (except pudding) i hate candy usually, i hate chips, i hate like sweet and lo and butter and fake butter and i hate FAKE ANYTHING GMO's .

i love mochi