July 20, 2013 (2016)

• Have you ever ridden a horse?

WHAT IN THE HELL KIND OF A QUESTION IS THIS?

 have i ridden a  horse ? of course i have ridden a horse.

oh my gosh.

that's like asking a new yorker if they have ever eaten a hot dog.

july 19, 2013 (2016)

• What is your favorite summer fruit?

um my favorite summer fruit would have to be um.

well i love fruit.

like i hate apples oranges and bananas because they are just so normal

like i've only had starfruit like a couple of times and it's so hard to get it right. (ripe)

and you know berries are just sometimes really good and sweet and sometimes just real sour

and pineapple if you eat too much of it it just burns your tongue so you've got to have coconut but if you drink just plain unsweetened coconut it's SO gross 

and like mango like i can't really eat mango after mango because like i drink mango juice on a regular basis.

and even grapes are pretty run of the mill.

apricots and peaches are more of a fall fruit.

 so are plums and plucots they are pretty genetically modified.

omg i have no idea.

that's like a really tough question i think it depends on what you pair it with and like where in the world you are and like is it fresh?

july 18 2013 (2016)

• Ever had an exceptional customer service experience? If so, please share.

yeah one time at amazon kindle customer service i got a new account for my amazon prime and this guy who reminded me of this one voice in this one movie and well several movies anyway 

he was so romantic even though he had a girlfriend

he basically sounded like he was sad that we lived in different states and i practically fell in love with him on the phone 

and he gave me like several seasons of tv for my kindle for free because of the account mix up and i was so grateful and he was being like so humble to me and so kind and like we were talking about our favorite amazon products and like i forgot his name but i mean it was a great call.

i wish i could talk to him again cuz i was on the phone with him for a good 2 hours in the middle of the night because they are open 24 hours.

july 17 2013 (2016)

• What’s your favorite childhood memory of summer?

i used to be a girl scout

and one summer

i was such an adorable sales girl that i sold cookies to every person in like 5 neighborhoods 

and we had 3 cars full of cookies and my house was full of cookies and nobody was home when we dropped them off and like 

i had sold like probably at least $500 -$1,000 worth of cookies. 

i was like 8

July 16 2013 (2016)

what is your favorite kind of pet?

i love cats.
i'm cat woman
cat lady
cat girl
cat la femme fatale
calistacat
christacat
lioness
my nephew is ryan the lion
i'm the sarcophacat.
i'm CLEOCATRA.
i'm jk
i love cats.
i have a poodle named elli and she's blind and she runs into stuff and she has dulled senses because of her constant sinus and ear infections.
she's standard i love and adore her.
i don't really "walk" her like i should but i occasionally do but sometimes she runs outdoors with my dad's ferocious animal bullet (which he incidentally named after the car chase)
but yeah i don't like very many dogs so don't take it personally.
i'm just like letting cats tear apart my body with scratches everywhere but if a dog barks at me i get freaked.

xo

JULY 15 2013 (2016)

• Are you in the doghouse with anyone? If so, how do you plan to get out?

I DON't understand what that means.

like does that mean am i in a fight with someone?

yeah tons of people dislike me and hate me and persecute me for my beliefs and my honesty and my hypocrisy and all sorts of a mess.

I plan to never get out and I plan to trust in Christ to lead me where He will want me to go and possibly to lead others to him and hopefully I will "get out of the doghouse with them"

JULY, 14 2013 (2016)

HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN A SUBWAY OR TRAIN?

I'VE RIDDEN PRACTICALLY EVERY METHOD OF TRANSPORTATION.

I LOVE TRANSPORTING MYSELF THROUGH SPACE AND TIME.

I WONDER IF I WILL GET TO GO INTO SPACE BEFORE DEATH?


XO